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11/29/05 07:47 pm - Pictures of my very large room

Now that I have a real bed in my room, I felt it was time to share pictures with the world.

The first picture is one I made in paint, it gives the shape of my room and it's dimensions.

My 1337 paint skillz

Let's open my door and look in.

Clicky

Yes, that is a barbie pillowcase. It was either sleep on a barbie pillowcase or sleep on a pillow w/ no pillowcase at all. I will take credit for the McDonalds sheets though. Been Rocking them since 92.

Let's look closer into the main part of my room.

Clicky

You are looking at the entire width of my room. From the left edge of my computer desk to the right of my TV is about 9 feet (2.7 meters)

Now we're going to stand near my TV and take a picture of my doorish area.

Clicky

Basically, when my door swings open, it almost touches my bed.

I tried to get a decent picture of the other corner of my room, but my room is so small that even standing all the way in the back corner near my TV, I could not fit enough into the picture to make out anything. It's basically emtpy space where my heater is now located.

This is the old computer room and as you can see, it is quite small. I figured few ppl have such small bedrooms so I might as well share it. I'm most likely stuck in here until the Fall when/if I'll finally be able to dorm.

Thanks for reading, and I hope this made you feel better about your living space!

11/29/05 12:10 pm - http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/

Not much to say really. Click and enjoy

(Use Internet Explorer, ytmnd.com is flaky w/ Firefox)

11/28/05 10:52 pm - I HAVE A BED! A REAL BED!

After months of sleeping on the floor on a 2 inch foam matress thing, I actually have a bed in my room now! My dad built the foundation and I got a really small matress. Its only 6 feet long and 3 feet wide and my feet stick off the end, but it's an actual matress. It's not made of foam! I don't have to sleep on the floor anymore!

I took pictures but my fucking camera isn't working with the new HDD because I don't have the drivers and I can't find the installation disc. If I ever get the thing to work, I'm totally posting the pictures so people can see how small my room really is. It's unreal.

I finally have two days off in a row now but I also have 2 research papers due on Friday. One for English and the other for US Government. They both have to be 5 pages long and require a lot of research. Let's guess how much research I've done for both...That's right, none. I'm gonna have to spend like 6 hours tomorrow to do the Government paper and than another 6 hours after school on wednesday to do the English one. I'm not looking forward to this at all.

Only 2 weeks of classes left though and then I get the month long break. That's pretty exciting. I also find out in early January if I got into New Paltz or not and that will either make or break my year.

So in conclusion, my feet hurt from working the last 3 days in a row and I"m not sleeping on the floor anymore. Overall this has been a good day indeed.

11/25/05 04:40 pm - Home is where the heart is...

Or at least my computer.

Thanks to black friday and retarded traffic, it took a while to get home but I'm finally in my freezing cold room. That's the great part about living in a room that isn't actually part of the house, underneath my floor is 4 feet of nothing and I can feel the cold permeate through the walls. It's kinda like living in an outhouse, but without the toilet and smell. O well, at least I have my $40 heater that only takes about an hour to warm the room up.

I need to see Syriana but I'm not driving to the city and it's not being released here until December 9th (Fuck). Work for the next 3 days should be awesome, hopefully it will be so bad that I can just quit or get fired for going off on a customer. Someone please tell me what the fuck is going through the minds of these ppl lining up oustides of malls at 5AM this morning? Black Friday is the most insane shopping day ever, why to ppl subject themselves to this hell. So glad I don't work 2day.

Good to be freezing my balls off, good to be home.

11/25/05 04:19 am - Now that everyone's passed out, let's recap

Its 11:20pm, I'm back at my grandmas. My parents and her are passed out thanks to the wonders of alcohol. Now that I'm on a 5 year old computer connected to the interweb through 56k, lets dissect this magical day.

After 6 hours of sleep, I was awoken at 7AM to the sound of my grandmother and 9 year old sister discussing cats. You see my grandmother has terrible hearing, so she yells when she talks. I had to sleep in the living room and couldn't close the door because the cats litter box is in here (Yes, I'm serious. Litter box in the living room, it's insane) Anyway their yelling back and forth and I'm forced 2 wake up. I try going upstairs, theres 3 beds there and my parents are on 2 of them. So I try and fall asleep on the single bed with no blanket and 1 pillow. Sadly, my father is a bit of a snorer, and by a 'bit' I mean the loudest fucking snorer in the entire fucking world. Needless to say, his snoring kept me up for another 30 minutes and I could not get 2 sleep.

So now I'm awake w/ the entire family. I sit in the living room watching TV for 4 hours until finally at 12:30ish everyone decides to head over 2 my Aunts. We arrive and I do the normal rounds, saying hi to every person there. Two minutes after arriving, I hear the beer can crack open and the wine bottle pop. My mom originally told me she was gonna drive home and that she wasn't drinking. I guess she was lying to my face or Thanksgiving means opposite day in Norwegien because she started slamming down the glasses hard. I take my normal position on a chair and watch the football game. After a bit, my cousin showed me the new room they just put together which is basically a mini theater. So that was pretty cool and I watched the game in there. Once Detroit started getting their asses handed to them, we found Jackie Chan's First Strike on Starz Action channel and watched that for an hour. Definitely the highlight of my night.

Once First Strike was over, my cousin left the room and I stayed in it for a little bit than finally went back out to the living room. By now at like 3ish, my mom was COMPLETELY smashed. I seriously have not seen her this drunk in a long time. Thankfully my mom's not a bad drunk, she just gets really, really, really happy. Usually when something bad happens (Car accident, dad layed off, w/e) she gets totally drunk and it's like nothings wrong in the world. So shes off her rocker and my grandma is almost just as bad and I sit on a couch and watch the 2nd football game.

Finally the food is served at 4:30ish and it was good. Then my older cousin (He's 29) who just got married announced that him and his wife were expecting a baby, which was pretty cool. He's a nice guy.

So I ate enough food to feed 20 small children in Africa for a month and then sat back down on the couch, watching TV. As minutes passed by, everyone continued to get drunker. I wanted to drink badly, but like I said before, I was driving my grandma home so I stuck to soda. Tonight would have definitely been better if I was drunk.

After the Dallas/Denver game, my rents decided it was finally time to leave (Well my dad, my mom was already passed out on the couch for an hour by this time) I drive my grandma home, my sister drives my parents home and they all went to sleep.

And that was the ending to this wonderful Thanksgiving. At least Dane Cook is on Leno tonight so I have that to look foward, and thank god I'm going home 2morrow, this 56k is killing me.

Thanks for reading, it was a boring tale no doubt, but it involved Jackie Chan and drunk ppl so it wasn't all bad :)

11/24/05 03:57 pm - I'm bored as fuck, the lights are low and the family is drunk. It must be...

Thanksgiving!

@ my aunts house, everyones drunk, I have nothing to do and I'm the designated driver. Another year at the Richardson Thanksgiving celebration! O well, we're eating soon and after that we'll leave I hope. Actually even when we leave I'll just be at my grandmas house, another black hole of boredom. At least this place has cable and a new computer.

Anyway I showed my mom and sister Oldboy last night and suprisingly they liked it. Somehow my mom knew the twist right in the beginning of the movie, I have no clue how, but she did.

I'd get drunk right now but alas I'm driving the family to my grandmas and I don't like dying so orange soda for me. Even the football game sucked, hopefully Denver/Dallas will be better.

Well I hate using other ppls computers so I'll bounce for now. Thanksgiving sucks.

11/21/05 11:17 pm - Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

FuckNano/50,000

So my Harddrive died today. Yeah the Harddrive that had 21,000 Nanowords complete instead of the 9000 I have saved on this journal.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Seriously the worst. I fucking hate computers sometimes. I know it's the shitty little 40gb FFXI Harddrive, but at least give me some warning before you die. Fuck you harddrive.

This is fucking balls. Fuck.

11/16/05 09:54 pm - Slow but steady

Zokutou word meterZokutou word meter
11,813 / 50,000
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If I write 3000 words a day I'll be done just in time so I did my part for today. I wish I could have written more but I'm still recovering from yesterday and I had classes until 4 so they kinda burnt me out. I'm really afraid the story is gonna come near closing at like 30K words and I'll be screwed so I have to start looking more at the bigger picture and stretching the days until "Chip Day" more than I am. Either way it's going good :)

11/15/05 08:58 pm - 9000 Words in 1 day. My brain = jello

What the hell have I gotten myself into. I wrote for 8 hours today, starting with nothing and I now have 9000 words. Near the end I was makiny so many typos it was disgusting. Anyway the story is wierd and I dunno if anyone else is gonna find it interesting, but theres no way I'm starting over so oh well.

When reading this story you gotta throw out the normal rules of our society out the window. Alot of what goes on in this story could happen in our world, but alot of stuff doesn't make sense put into our world. There are no weapons of any kind besides Mollets and fists. Mollets are created by cutting the back of someones mullet off once it reaches 12 inches in length. Bound tightly with a leather bottom and dipped in a numbing poison, these awesome weapons are used by cops and cops alone. Knives, guns, bats, staves, clubs, none of these things are used as weapons. Why? Because thats the way I set it up. Does it make much sense? Not really but if you ask yourself "Why don't they just use a bat or something" it will ruin the story. The main characters in this story are Fred the once honorable cop, Dave the revolutionist leader of free thinkers, Eddie Zongo, big boss of a crime sindicate and his two thugs Joe and Mike.

Below is basically all I've written of the story so far. It's 9000 words so if you don't read it, I won't be offended. But if you wanna just skim parts of it and comment on my writing style and or story that'd be great. I know I have a ton of grammer thats terrible in this and some sentences just plain out suck. But editing is for December, this month is about getting the shit out of my head.

Oh yeah, the last 2 chapters might kinda suck hard compared to the first 6 or 7 because I'm seriously in a really wierd state right now from writing all day. I kinda just read what I write and have no way of seeing how much it sucks. I dunno, I'll check it out 2morrow when my brain isn't fried.

If you only wanna read one chapter to get a sense of my writing, I think chapter 6 is the best. At least it's my favorite, one of the others might actually be better, but I like this one the most.

Also the F Bomb is used quite regularly, so just some warning. Enjoy :)

                                                            The Mullet Chronicles

1

    Huddled over the sink a pathetic looking man stared in the mirror. It hurts every fucking time thought Frank. No matter how many times I drop the B-Sod, the cleanup makes me want to die. Another long night, another binge, another morning of excruciating pain. The shit seems harmless enough. Says right on the box "Turn every nerve in your body on overdrive!" and boy does it work. 1 hour laying naked in front of a fan and I feel content enough to never move. Too bad they leave out the vomiting and the fact that your teeth are nerves you best leave alone. No one on the straight edge vomits anymore, science made vomiting a thing of the past. You see someone vomit and they're sure as hell on something that ain't legal. You can get turned in for just having the smell on your breath. Sometimes I wonder if jail is better than this pain. 
    Holding the toothbrush an inch away, the bristles seemed to be melting with every breath. The stench of bile and forgotten meals rushed out, fogging the glass. "Don't be such a pussy" said Frank aloud. He was talking to himself now, like he usually did during the morning cleanup. It wasn't always this bad. Frank was a straight cop back when it meant something. Before the corruption entrenched itself in the force like a virus, sucking the honesty and integrity out of every good man. Every last one turned, Frank was one of the last but they still beat him. Now 10 years later he stood in front of a mirror, trying to brush his teeth like a criminal, like the scum he used to take care of. In 2 hours he'd have to take a breathalyzer, and if he didn't move his ass it'd be the last one as a cop. B-Sod might as well turn the teeth inside out with how sensitive it makes them. Toothbrush bristles become nails as they scrape against the enamel, straight through to the nerves. Toothpaste and Toothbrushes are outlawed of course, buying them cost Frank a few nights pay but it's the only option a user has. There is no other way to clean your mouth besides the pill, but that alerts authorities as soon as bile is detected. The teeth are brushed for 10 to 15 very painful minutes, then the user rinses until neither Bile or Toothpaste is left. Frank has it all to memory, but it doesn't make it any easier.
    The clock ticked away uneasily overhead, time was running out. Come on old man thought Frank. You can do this. 10 minutes and you'll be good as new. With every ounce of strength Frank touched the bristles to enamel, enamel to nerves and nerves to pain.

2

    The scream howled along the night eventually fading to nothingness. In a dark alley stood two men, looking particularly interested in guarding a place that looked particularly boring.    
    "What in the bloody hell was that" muttered a tall boney man.
    The short and also skinny man replied "Beats me. Probably some lune from the crazy bin. Bastards scream all the time."
    Meet Joe and Mike. Two incredibly dull men with incredibly frantic lives. Being a thug in Globtown is easy, being a thug for him is not.
    They heard him coming a block away. "Man that fuckers loud, don't he know we don't want no suspicion brought here?" whispered Joe.
    "Of course he knows, nervous is all." was Mikes firm yet delayed response.
    "Well it's your ass if this doesn't go down. He's your god damned recommendation"
    "You think I don't know that? Now shut the fuck up, he's almost here"
    Stomping down the sidewalk like a bull, Mark the courier came towards the alley, two boxes at his sides.
    Joe said a little too loudly "There are supposed to be 3 cases!"
    "Would you shut your mouth, this is my business"
    Mark yelled out "You'll get your 3rd bloody case when I get my money you grimy wanker!"
    A now completely on edge Joe half yelled half whispered back "Keep your voice down!"
    "Look around you, there ain't nobody around. I haven't seen a soul for 2 blocks. Get your pantie's out of a bunch and grow a pair" said Mark as he approached the 2 men.
    Mike stepped out to meet him. "About damned time. I risk a lot by contracting with you, put my job on the line"
    "More like your life, but don't worry. I'm one to be trusted" Mark smiled a smarmy look, completely pleased with himself.
    Joe deftly opened both cases to count the contents. 24 bottles of mousse, just like was promised. He nodded to Mike.
    "Ok, here's money for the 2 crates, now wheres our third"
    "Look behind you, in that dumpster" Mark pointed to a rusted out metal dumpster directly behind Joe.
    Reaching in, Joe came out with the 3rd crate.
    A bewildered Mike responded "How...We've been here all night...Why"
    "I knew you louses wouldn't look that close to your noses. I may be a courier but I look out for my own interests. Now the money" Mike took Marks hand and placed the remaining bills into his palm.
    "As always, a pleasure doing business with you boys. Adios" As loudly as he had come, Mark silently made an exit into the night.
    "I don't like you using him, that ones always trying to undermine you"
    "Oh bullocks. He just likes to have a little fun. Three jobs and not a single fuck up so far. Let's go, he's probably waiting" With no need to ask who "he" was, Joe lead the way as they walked down the street, away from the rising sun.

3

    Every revolution has a spark. People tend to have a certain tolerance for the amount of shit that can be thrown on them, but when the threshold is breached they react, hard. Every since Global Corp began running the city 15 years ago, citizens rights have slowly been taken away. Less politically active movies started coming out, the airwaves seemed to grow smaller and even the newspapers seemed to be kept in check. Then the laws started being passed. First it was a curfew for 2AM, then 1AM, now if you're in the streets past 10PM at night without clearance, jail welcomes you with open arms. All the print and TV run in this city is now filtered through Global Corp. If you don't have money or connections, you're nothing here. Just another sheep going about their daily lives. Well most of us were sheep until a month ago, when the final string snapped.
    Bio-Chips. Silicone chips who's intended purpose according to Global Corp is to monitor your health, but we all know that's bullshit. This is their final step in having complete control over our lives. With this chip implanted, they will know your every move, every action, whether or not your lying, whats in your system, what you ate for dinner, when the last time you took a shit was. They started with volunteers and in 5 days they're putting the city on lock down, going to every house implanting a chip in every citizen. In 1 week the entire city will be wired and ready for monitoring. At least that's Global Corps plan, whether or not it happens is completely up to us.
    The pen ached in his hands and he desperately needed sleep. Dave hadn't slept for 20 hours but sleep wasn't important anymore. Even if they failed, the story still needed to be told, humanities last great stand before they all became brainless sheep.
    "Dave, Joe just came back, the last of the fliers have been sent out."
    "Alright Mack, good work fellas. We're ahead of schedule. With luck we'll have another 10,000 by tomorrow. After that, we begin the real operation. Get some sleep, we'll resume operations at sundown."
    The "Command Center" as Dave jokingly called it wasn't much. A forgotten apartment in a forgotten part of town. The poorest of the poor lived here and Global Corp kept a pretty loose eye on it. You could go days without seeing a single police officer and it hadn't been raided in months. The operation was over 1 million strong at this point, almost 25% of the cities population. Global Corp really stepped over the line with this last initiative. Rich and poor citizens alike felt compelled to resist this invasion of their bodies. You can take away someones material freedoms, but to monitor the last free place they had? Their body? It's something that would not be done. Those who were in the fight knew it was either success or death. Either Global Corp was finally destroyed or it's grip became tighter on the city. 
    Holding the flier in his hands, Dave stared at it for a long time. Simple yet effective, the silhouette of a man, fist in the air with the words "Fight the war, Fuck the norm" printed in bold letters beneath it. Complacency is the downfall of all societies, when the shit finally hits the fan you can't let yourself be a bystander, you have to fight for what you think is right. At least that's what Dave said at the final meeting before the operation was to begin. It was over CB airwaves of course, but the fact that over 1 million people were listening to his words gave Dave goosebumps just thinking about it.
    Ok, maybe sleep is important thought Dave. With a final look at the flier, Dave passed out on the cot, not bothering to change his clothes.

4

    The room was dank, the lights low and smoke filled the air. A large man sat behind a desk, inspecting the 3 crates Joe and Mike brought in. 36 bottles of mousse had high street value and The Boss had to make sure it's quality was worth the price. After reading over a few bottles, the fat man closed the crates and motioned for them to be taken away.
    "Good work boys. 36 bottles is a helluva lot to haul in. Whoever supplies you with this shit is worth contacting again. The pressure is high and the nozzles strong, this will fly a good 10 feet and accurately."
    "Thank you sir. Our courier will definitely be used again."
    "Our? You didn't even trust him!"
    The Boss butted in "Boys, boys, enough bickering. I don't care which one of you contacted this courier, just see that he is used again. Now I have another job for you. Some of the police force have been resistant to my monetary advancements. If all was perfect I'd be able to walk into the precinct on the Chip day and easily take control, but quite a few cops seem to have some sort of honor left. Here is a list of the 35 officers not yet on my payroll. I need you to visit them one by one, offering a final chance to come aboard. If they resist, inject them with some B-Sod and drop em off at the station. They won't offer much resistance in jail."
    Joe shifted uneasily "No disrespect, but 35 people to visit in 4 days is an awful lot"
    "I'm well aware that it's a lot, but you guys don't work for me because you're average. You're my best muscle men and if successful, a pay raise will be in order."
    Both men's faces lit up at the words. "Me and Joe won't let you down sir."
    "Good, now get started."
    With that the 2 men quickly left the room leaving The Boss with his select bodyguards and trusted advisor, Lee.
    The tiny man emerged from darkness. "It is not wise to give those too dolts such an important task. If they fail-"
    "They won't fail. Half of those cops are almost retired, they can handle the resistance."
    "Fair enough, but how exactly are you planning to handle the million plus who will be storming Global Corp? I understand they are the perfect diversion, but once you regain control of the Police Force, you're still pitting 20,000 cops against a million angry citizens."
    "With my own men we'll be over 50,000 strong. Fear is stronger than numbers my friend. Some sheep will join the resistance once they topple Global Corp no doubt, but most of them will join me. I have money and power, the Resistance has ideals. If a battle does commence our force will outnumber the Resistance at least 2 to 1."
    "They still have most of the Martial Arts community."
    "And I'll have 20,000 mullets. Please, hand to hand combat skill is easily overshadowed when you have the numbers. I don't care if they have the Tae Kwan Do world champion on their side"
    "They do actually. Along with most of his underlings and other branches of the forbidden arts. They have practiced in secret unable to use their skills in public for the last 15 years. I'm just asking for you not to underestimate them."
    Clearly agitated The Boss took a shot of whiskey. "I pay you to advise me, not tell me what to do. Everyone out."
    After throwing the shot glass against the wall, his men slowly exited the room, the bodyguards set up post outside his room.
    "This is my business, he has no right to question my actions." muttered The Boss into his bottle. Downing it quickly, he fell asleep in the chair.

5

    At least he still cleaned up nice. In his suit, Frank looked honorable, respectable. Though over the age of 50, his body was kept in pristine condition and he regularly beat the younger men at the police gym. When you come home every day, knowing you accomplished nothing of merit day in and day out, one of the only outlets is the gym. If the corruption had done one thing right, it had made Frank a health freak.
    His new mullet was almost fully grown and it would soon become his 16th weapon. Cops are the only people allowed to grow hair longer than 2 inches. From the day they start training until the day they go bald or die, their hair is grown as a mullet. Then at full length (12 inches) the back is cut off and turned into the forces main weapon; a Mollet. The hair is bound tightly at one end with a leather bottom. The Mollet essentially becomes a de-tacthed ponytail. The Mollet is covered in a numbing poison that within seconds can cause the area of impact become numb and unable to move. Training with the Mollet is intense and it never ends. A skilled cop can take out 3 men in 5 seconds with the weapon, never letting the hair touch his own skin. Frank was the best Mollet user on the force and prided himself in it. The only time a Mollet wielding cop can be stopped is when a criminal somehow gets his hands on hair mousse. Extremely illegal and outlawed for years, the substance is the only thing capable of thwarting the Mollets power by turning the hair completely stiff in seconds and making the weapon useless. With little weight, the "frozen" hair does little damage, the mousse also acts as a covering agent making it impossible for the poison to reach the assailant.
    Strapping the Mollet to his waist, Frank exited his apartment and made for the garage. His mouth still ached from the "morning treatment" as users lovingly called it but all traces of bile and toothpaste had been eradicated. 
    Staring down the line of gorgeous cars, Frank spotted his right away. The beaten down piece of shit with no hubcaps and a broken trunk. It flew open whenever he hit a bump but there was never anything in it, so it didn't matter much. The car started with a gentle backfire louder than a gunshot and smoke poured out the back. 90% of the population drove electric or Solar cars but the poor few still traveled on hybrids. Franks clunker was over 20 years old but it still ran and that suited him just fine.    
    Riding to work was the highlight of Franks day. The sun was always at a perfect angle to light up the entire city as he entered the concrete maze. Global Corp kept the city in good shape, I'll give them that thought Frank. Of course only the wealthy lived in the heart of it and it was more their doing than Global Corps that kept the city in such good shape. It was also partly his doing that the City at least looked nice. Every homeless person was quietly booted to the poor suburbs and criminals were forced to clean the streets. No need to help the homeless, just boot em away every time they wander into town. That was Global Corps stand and there wasn't much you could do to argue with it.
    His stomach did flips as he entered the stations parking lot. "Damn nerves" he said to himself as he pulled into a spot. Every week on the morning after using Frank got that feeling that this time he'd be caught. He never was but it didn't help calm the nerves.
    Walking along the sidewalk, Frank passed two guards and made it to the front door. After sliding his ID card and finger printing, he was let in. Now the retina and breathalyzer. His heart quickened as he blew out in the tube, then slowly went back to normal as the final door opened.
    The station was especially busy this morning. Cops who normally worked the nights were huddled over cups of coffee typing away on screens, some media was around trying to get interviews with different officers and the Captain seemed to have 20 people in his office. Frank passed the usual faces and slowly made his way to the desk. It couldn't really be called his since it was used at night by John Braun, but there were no photos or any personal effects on it anyway so it was just "the desk".
    At first he thought it was the sun hitting his desk but his heart sank as he got closer. A yellow slip. THE yellow slip. Sweat formed on his brow as Frank sat down staring at the note. The yellow slip was almost never good. It meant the Chief wanted to see you, most of the time over disciplinary action. Thinking to himself this can't be happening. I'm so close to retirement, I've done everything they've asked. I can't be going out like this. Most of the officers around him had already seen it on his desk and gave apologetic faces to him. Fuck you all, you're all crooks, I'm the straightest cop this force has and I'm going down 6 months before retirement though Frank angrily as he flipped the note over in his hands.
    In my office at 9. Five simple words sealed his fate. The clock said 8:55, Frank could still leave and call in sick. Maybe if he avoided the Chief enough he'd forget. Oh who are you kidding, 20 officers saw you come in and the Chief ain't gonna forget. Frank agreed with himself and let his head rest on the desk until 9.
    Letting instinct take over, Frank trudged towards the Chief office. It had cleared out and just the head honcho remained typing at his desk. Frank knocked firmly and straightened himself. If he was going out, he was doing so with pride.
    "Come in Frank" came the muffled call.
    Frank let himself in and sat across from the Chief. No cop on the force was completely clean, but the Chief was definitely among those that only went dirty when it was the last option. For this he had enormous respect from Frank and the few other "Not directly in Global Corps Pocket" cops on the force.
    For a few seconds nothing but silence filled the room. The 2 men stared at each other, neither looking like they were ready to talk. The Chief got up and closed the blinds without uttering a word. Franks stomach was getting worse by the second, he was really gonna get it.
    "I know what your thinking Frank, you see the yellow slip and automatically think it's over. I know that's what everyone who saw that note is thinking. And that's exactly what I want everyone to think, but it's not why your called in here at all."
    Now completely confused Frank managed out "Excuse me sir?"
    "90% of this force is under the thumb of Global Corp and organized crime scum. I've seen it get worse every year and stand powerless against it. Sure I've made some back door deals with these low life's, but only when it was the last option available. You're one of the 10% left that I can trust. You've been around since the old days Frank, back when the shield meant something, back when we were getting rid of crime and keeping a check on big businesses. You sat around watching the force go to shit, and like me you were powerless to stop it. I'm giving you a chance to change all that. I'm giving you a chance to bring the Force back to decency and greatness."
    His mind swimming with questions he asked the most important one "How?"
    "I'm sure you've seen these around the city" The chief handed Frank a flier, gray in color with a silhouette of a defiant man, fist in the air the words "Fight the war, Fuck the norm" below.
    "Of course. Ever since Global Corp said they were doing the chip implementation these have been everywhere. Some kind of movement"
    "Not just some kind of movement, it's THE movement. The revolution that will change this city. Global Corp is going down at the hands of the people."
    "But sir, Global Corp has over 100,000 trained security personnel at their disposal and they essentially own this force. That's over 120,000 well trained men fighting a small insurgence"
    The chief smiled "120,000 versus 1,000,000"
    "1 million?! That's a quarter of the cities population!"
    "Keep your voice down!" loudly whispered the chief. "This chip implementation angered more than just the poor this time my friend. People from all walks of life in this city finally woke up to reality when they realized their every move would be monitored by Global Corp. This is bigger than you could ever imagine Frank, this is going to happen and Global Corp is gonna have no idea what hit them"
    "Even with numbers, we're still outskilled. Global Corp is going to be fighting with people who dedicated their lives to physical combat."
    "Do you think all those who dedicated their lives to the forbidden arts 15 years ago just stopped when it was outlawed? We have over 50,000 of the most elite martial artists in the world. This city used to be the competitve fighting capital of the world in it's prime. We have masters of every art imagineable and their students. We are ready Frank, that is not the problem nor the real reason you are in my office today. While I'm a supporter of the revolution there is no possible way I could be any part of it. Global Corp and organized crime watches my every move. If they were to suspect I had turned, death would most certainly follow. In 5 days at 2AM over a million people will leave for the suburbs. In a designated area they will be meeting and mobilizing. At sunrise they will make their march to Global Corp, and topple it. At least this is the plan in place. Unfortunately everyones favorite crime boss has gotten wind of it."
    "Eddie Vorgo?"
    "We have a winner. Yes, Eddie and his orginazation have been trying to take control of the Police Force for some time. They beleive if they can take us over, they will have leverage with Global Corp to extort them. Well this march on Global Corp solves all of his problems. Not only will Global Corp be wiped out but Eddie will very easily walk into the Police station and take it over. He has paid off a lot of the security personnel here and most of the cops. They will lay down their weapons for money and let him gain control. From here Eddie will pay off the rest of the cities population to come to his cause. Pretty much the whole city is scared of Eddie and they won't know whats going on at Global Corp until it's too late. When the revolutionaists march on the station they will be meeted by most of the cops, Eddies personal force and another million or so paid citizens. The revolution will be wiped out and Eddie will have complete control of the city."
    "So the movement needs to change its plans?"
    "Yes, Eddie must be marched on first, than Global Corp in order to be succesfull. This is why you are here. Global Corp nor Eddie keeps terribly tight tabs on you compared to the rest of the force. You're old and complacent, nearing retirement. Not much a threat to them. Once I fire you, they will pay no attention at all. You must reach the movements headquarters and tell their leader what has to be done. I'm going to give you all the proper identification you need, they know I support them and also know that I could never contact them directly. Eddie is going to try and turn the last cops left to turn within the next 4 days, they will come to me last. I'm either going to be killed or thrown in jail, but either way I will not be able to directly influence this revolutions outcome. about 10% of the cops Eddie thinks are under his thumb, are actually not so hopefully if the movement doesn't take care of Eddie first, they can hold him off long enough for the million to reach the city. If word of Global Corps demise reaches the city before Eddie tries to buy out the remaining citizens, then we have won. You can't go to your house or back here. I'll be replaced by Myers most likely and hes the dirtiest cop in this shithole."
    The chief hands Frank a piece of paper with the movements location on it. After some silence Frank breaks it "Chief, we always knew you stayed as straight as possible, theres nothing you could have done to stop any of whats happened in the last 15 years"
    "I know Frank, I don't judge myself on what has happend the last 15 years, if this revolution is successful than my life will have had a purpose. God's speed"
    With a final handshake Frank left the office. "Well fuck you too chief! 30 years on the force and this is how you repay me?! Rot in hell you piece of shit!"
    Slamming the door, Frank gathered his coat, said some goodbyes and walked out of the station forever.
   
6

    It had become overcast but that didn't stop Joe from wearing sunglasses. Parked in a car on 21st street, Mike and Joe sat in silence.   
    Mike shifted in his seat, releasing a very audible and very deliberate sigh.
    "What, what the hell is your problem?"
    "There is no sun out, why are you wearing god damn sunglasses. You look like an ass."
    "What does it matter to you? I can wear sunglasses whenever I want. Besides I have sensitive eyes."   
    "You don't wear sunglasses when talking to Eddie, because you know you look like a cocky chochebag with them on."
    "Eddies office is dark, there is no need for them in there"
    "Look outside! There isn't a spot of sunlight coming through the clouds."
    More silence filled the car as both brothers sighed back and forth.
    "Listen Mike, we need to stay alert. He's going to be home any second and we have to corner him without anyone noticing."
    "Yeah whatever, let's just hope he's not wearing black or you might not see him."
    Slowly but surely a small man walked down the street towards them. Mike took out his binoculars and focused.
    "Lemme see the picture." After going back and forth between binoculars and picture he sat back.
    "It's him. He has to go down that alley to get to his apartment, that will be the perfect time."
    Joe took out some gum and began chewing slowly. "What a shitty place to live. Going down an alley to get in your apartment, I almost feel bad for doing this.
    "If he cooperates he'll have enough money to leave this shit hole, Eddie is actually helping this poor bastard."
    For what seemed like 10 minutes the man continued to stroll down the street until finally reaching the aforementioned alley. Joe and Mike exited the car just as the man turned the corner.
    Joe lead as he always did with Mike chattering in his ear. "You have the mousse ready? He might be packing."
    "Yes I have it, but we won't need it. Look at the guy, he looks like my grandpa."
    The alley was narrow and not that long so the small man quickly noticed the 2 shadows moving towards him. He fumbled with the keys as he quickly tried to open the door.
    "Just a second mate" yelled Joe. "Can we have a minute of your time?"
    The man turned and faced the approaching men. They easily stood a foot over him and were built much more solidly than himself.
    Mike started with a smile "Are you Dennis Platt?"
    The man nodded as sweat began sliding down his temples.
    "No need to get nervous chap. We're here to help." The pair slowly moved toward Dennis until he was cornered with nowhere to go.
    "Listen boys, I don't have any money. Look where I live, what could I have that's worth stealing?"
    "Who said anything about stealing?" Joe's smile widened and his teeth seemed to sparkle in the dark alley.
    "What my brother here is trying to get at is that we want to give you money. You know who Big Eddie is, correct? Of course you do. Anyway, he wants to reward you with being on the force so long and serving this great city with dignity. Your pension is gonna be shit, we both know that and so does Eddie. So what he's offering is to give you some extra coin to squirrel away so that you can live comfortably and move out of this place. All you have to do is not show up to work 5 days from today and you'll get a nice check in the mail."
    Joe quickly chimed in "Of course if you'd like to make even more money, you could always show up to work 5 days from now and help with a little operation Eddie is planning."
    "And get caught 2 months before retirement? No thanks, if Eddie is pulling something all the players besides him will go down."
    They had him dead center. "After Eddies operation, you won't have to worry about disciplinary action. There ain't gonna be a Police force or World Corp to punish you."
    Dennis stood in quiet contemplation as the brothers smiled and waited.
    "Sorry boys but I'm not gonna turn on the force this close to my retirement. I've stayed pretty clean too many years to go down the path of extortion this late in my career."
    Knowing deep down that a simple no wouldn't suffice, Dennis motioned for his door anyway, hoping against hopes. The boys smiles quickly faded as they blocked his way.
    "Alright old man, this is not the path you wanna go down. We're giving you 2 options here. If you stay home you won't get any blood on your hands and you'll get paid for it. If you want more money you can join the operation. I think Eddie is being very fair in this." Joes voice turned to anger towards the end as usually happens with short tempered people.
    "No boys, this is the path you don't want to go down."
    The next few seconds happened so fast that it took Joe many minutes of contemplation afterwards to sort it all out. With the speed of someone not near their retirement, Dennis heaved his bag of groceries in Mikes face. At the same time his right hand caught the end of his Mollet just in time to slash at Joe's face. He hit him hard on the left cheek. Joe yelped out in pain and tumbled to the ground. The next second he had a running start and was leaping over Mikes head. Sadly he underestimated the bigger of the two brothers. The groceries had rattled Mike but he is not one to panic. He quickly grabbed Dennis by the ankle while he was overhead and slammed him to the ground. Hair mousse in hand he caught the Mollet right as it was coming for his own face. By the time it reached his skin it had become a harmless mass of stiff hair.
    "Nicely played old man" where the last words Dennis heard that day as Mike punched his head until he lost consciousness.
    Joe was still on the ground screaming in pain when Mike helped him up.
    "Would you stop crying, let me see how bad it is." The clouds parted just long enough to flood the alley with light for a few seconds. When the light passed Mike was laughing hysterically.
    "Whath ith it! Whath are you laffing abowt! I canth move the weft side of my fathe!"
    "You got hit in the left cheek by his Mollet. It'll be numb for the next couple hours." Still laughing Mike touched above Joes eye and showed him the blood.
    "Why am I bweeding?"
    "He shattered your sunglasses on the hit and a piece of them gave a nasty cut above the eye." At this point Mikes laughter became uncontrollable as he rolled on the ground. "You just had to wear the sunglasses didn't you?" The laughter continued as they loaded Dennis into the trunk.
    "Weal fucking funny. Just dwive." The laughing finally died down as Mike put his sunglasses on to combat the parting clouds.
   
7

    Five hours, a new record. Thoroughly enjoying a dream, Dave awoke from a knock on his door. While changing into some clean clothes he permitted them entry.
    "Sorry to disturb your sleep sir, but this news just could not wait." The stocky man hurriedly entered and sat next to Dave.
    "And this news is?"
    Like a child waiting to tell his mom about a good grade in school, the man blurted out "Shao Ling has been located and agrees to join out struggle!"
    "The Shao Ling?"
    "Absolutely sir. He never died, he simply was in hiding for the past 5 years. What's more is he has continued teaching, taking 20 men under his wing and training them. They are no match for Shao Ling himself but they are said to be the best fighters in the world."
    "Well Mitch, this is amazing news indeed. Is he coming early or will he be arriving on the designated drop off date?"
    "He is going to try to get here as early as possible."
    "This will certainly raise morale when we march. Excellent work, see that we have spotters looking for his entrance at all times, the minute he comes I want him in the safest place available."
    Mitch ran out and Dave fell back on his bed.
    "The Shao Ling. Amazing" Considered the greatest martial artist of his time and probably of all time Shao Ling was unmatched. He never lost a match and held world titles in almost every art that competed. When he got sick of the standard arts he began training himself and eventually mastered a style that was never named for he was the only man to ever use it. He went into hiding when Martial Arts were banned but came out 5 years ago to speak out against Global Corps monopoly on the city. It was then reported that he was captured and killed for resisting arrest, but that was obviously made up by the city to quell any support he had. Still after years of silence many figured he really did pass and gave up hope on seeing him return. Oh how far the word of revolution spreads! thought Dave as he lay in the cot.
    Shao Ling would be 65 by now but his dedication to the arts was so fierce he most likely had not lost a step. The training of disciples was good news indeed. Dave had been searching for a core group of 20 to 30 men that would get to Global Corps CEO amid the chaos and finish him once and for all. Once the CEO fell it would be a domino effect and most in Global Corp would surrender. This group led by Shao Ling would most definitely be capable of this feat.
    Still the success would rely on the million ordinary citizens who decided to put their lives on the line for a cause. It would be men and women, teachers, doctors, nurses, secretary's and garbage men fighting the majority of it. One on one he knew the bulk of the force would not be able to take on the highly trained Global Corps security, but he hoped strength in numbers and pure adrenaline would pull them through. The Global Corps men were fighting for a paycheck, his army was fighting for their lives.
    "Chris, get in here!" Dave sat back up waiting for his advisers arrival.
    Groggily, Chris entered the room. "What happened to waiting for sunset?"
    "If I get awoken from sleep, everyone does. Raise the troops, I want a meeting."
    For the next few minutes profanities filled the air as angry men arose to get dressed and talk strategy. By the time Dave entered the "conference room" (The Dining room which had a table and 6 chairs) all his men were sitting, though not fully awake. He took his seat at the head of the table and began.
    "As some of you may have heard, Shao Ling is alive and will be joining our movement." With these words some of the men whispered to each other in excitement. "That being said we now need to work hard as ever. If we get too cocky, we will lose. About 25,000 people in our force will be experts in the forbidden arts, most everyone else will be fighting on animal living. Craig, I want the strategy gone over again."
    "Sure, no problem. As you can see from these diagrams, the World Corps headquarters is set up very well. Everything but the main entrance is surrounded by water. The main idea here is to overwhelm the main entrance with roughly 500,000 of our force. When they attack, Global Corps is going to send pretty much their entire force to man the front gates. They have roughly 100,000 trained personnel. 10,000 at the most will stay back in the headquarters building to defend the CEO and other head executives. All we need is the main force to hold for a half hour. During the front assault our forbidden arts teams led by Shao Ling I presume will attack the back and sides on boat. The stone walls surrounding it are 20 feet tall but our men say they can easily breach them. Our 25,000 should deftly take care of the forces inside the building with Shao Lings group going straight to the Board of Directors section. Once the building is secure, these units will move to the front entrance to hit the Global Corp security forces from behind. The second we attack Global Corp is most likely going to shut down all power in the city. No telecommunications will work. When Global Corps' CEO goes down, our runners will go straight to the cities heart and air the news. Soon thereafter the 500,000 who did not fight at Global Corps will arrive confirming the news. This should gain enough support from the general community to storm the Police Station." Craig sat back, pleased with himself and the seemingly foolproof plan.
    "What's the estimated casualty rate."
    "If the Global Corp security forces don't pull anything unexpected we're looking at 100,000 most likely dead from the frontal assault. These security forces are trained to kill Dave, they are going to take down a lot with them. Of course this is Global Corp, for all we know they could have 100,000 Mollets just waiting to be used, though it's doubtful. Worst case scenario could see 300,000 dead if they use weapons that we are not aware of. Either way we have 500,000 waiting in reserve if the shit hits the fan."
    Clearly discouraged Dave sat back with his arms crossed.
    "It can't be helped. You want a revolution than people are going to die, there is no way around this."
    "What good is a revolution if no one is left to bask in it's aftermath? How can I rally up a million people by telling them a third of them could die?"
    "They all know the risks. You made it very clear during your speeches. These people are ready to die for their beliefs. I'm ready to die for this. Better die free than spend the rest of my life with Global Corp watching my every move."   
    A rousing of agreement went around the table and Dave seemed to calm down. "Very well, how is the mousse production going?"
    A large man with beady eyes, thick eyebrows and chapped lips responded. "Very well sir. In 4 days we will have over 20,000 produced. The police station will only be defended by about 100,000 cops since all of the off duty ones will be called in when we hit Global Corp. We will choose who gets the cans very carefully, but they will lead the charge. They should be able to render 30-40% of the Mollets useless which will greatly help our chances."
    "It must be stressed that killing is not the first option for the police station. There are still a good number of good cops out there so I just want them subdued more than killed. Once they are overwhelmed they should surrender especially with Global Corps destroyed. Anyone who goes around mindlessly killing cops will be punished when this is all over."
    A silent agreement went up among the men. "That concludes this meeting. Our next gathering will be upon Shao Lings arrival or tomorrow morning, whichever comes first."
    His advisers all rose and went off to their daily duties. Dave wandered back to his room and opened up some scotch. After a few shots to steady the nerves, Dave took out his journal and began writing again. 
    Oh how far the word of revolution spreads...

8

    Frank couldn't even remember the last time he was in this part of town. The rookies usually did bum transportation and he hadn't been part of the raiding team for years now. It was only a 20 minute drive from the city but it seemed like a completely different universe. Users down every alley, drug paraphernalia plastered the walls and the homeless slept on doorsteps. No wonder this place was raided so much, you could find an offender on every block. As he got closer to the designated meeting point, his stomach reverted to its morning state. He wasn't taking any breathalyzers here, but if they thought he was a phony, his fate would probably be worse. There was no law enforcement and if they wanted to, they could easily kill him and no one would notice. He did have the identification from the chief but they could easily think the chief had turned.
    Too much thinking, just drive thought Frank as he passed a man sleeping in his own vomit. 10 minutes later he arrived. Two men sat together on a corner playing cards. Frank parked his car a block away and began the walk over. Envelope in hand he prayed it would be all he needed to see the man who he had to warn. The two men took notice of his approach and stood up, waiting his arrival.
    "G'morning fellas. I'm here to speak with someone." Frank extended his hand out, waiting for something that wasn't coming.
    "Who do you wish to speak with."
    Just remember what the chiefs note said "John Doe."
    "I take it you have the proper documents needed to make such a request?"
    I hope so. "Right here" he handed over the envelope and watched as the two men thumbed through it.
    "Alright, turn around."
    "What?"
    "Turn around."
    You turn around and there is no telling what they'll do. You better be right Chief. Turning around, Frank was quickly entrenched in darkness as a bag covered his face.
    "Now, we're gonna go for a little ride. You check out so don't worry, but if you try to pull anything, you will be killed. So keep that in mind."
    From there Frank was walked for what seemed like an eternity into a car. The ride was 20 minutes long but Frank knew it was mostly just circling the city to throw his sense off. When the car finally stopped, Frank hoped the bag would come off, but it didn't. Another long sequence of walking, some doors, some stairs and finally he was seated. When the bag was finally taken off he sat in an empty room with nothing but a table and chair. No windows, just one door.
    "Great." Frank sat back in disgust, waiting.
    After about 30 minutes of counting spots on the ceiling, the door finally opened.
    A slim, good looking man entered, carrying the Chiefs envelope.
    "Well Mister Roberts, I must say you come well connected. To have the Chief of police sanction such a meeting, well I'm beside myself. We always knew the Chief was one of us but it was impossible for him to do anything about it. I see he finally did do something about it, and sent us an almost retired, drug addicted cop with nothing to lose. Oh don't be surprised we know of your little B-Sod habit, how do you think we garnered so much money so quickly for our operation? Users like yourself actually helped fund this mighty revolution. Putting that all aside however, you are a man that wants to help and you come from a man in great power who wishes he could help. For that I am thankful and glad to have you on board. The chief knows we already have great numbers so I take it you're not a simple recruit. Tell me, what message to you bring to us."
    Frank shifted in his chair and cleared his throat. For the next 20 minutes he outlined to Dave exactly what the Chief had told him.
    After mostly listening, Dave responded "The strength of this operation is the element of surprise. By attacking the Global Corp building when we plan to, they have no way to react with any sort of preparation. If we do what the chief is asking, it would completely kill this element. You can't just wipe out Eddie Zorgo quietly and without getting any notice. By the time we defeated Eddie, Global Corps would have plenty of time to sure up its defenses and our casualties would sky rocket. They would also be able to scare the public into joining them, outnumbering us 2 to 1. Though I must say this news of Eddies plans are disturbing indeed. How could we not see this coming? They will easily take over the police forces by the time we reach the city, and if they can garner public support we are doomed and most likely worse off with him running the show than Global Corp." Clearly perplexed, Dave took a seat to mull over his thoughts.
    "What about a two prong attack?"   
    "It would be very hard to coordinate. Once we hit Global Corp they will cut all power and telecommunications in the entire city. We'd have no idea how either side is doing and where to send reinforcements."
    Franks eyes lit up. "How many of Eddies cronies do what they do out of fear for him?"
    "I'm guessing a large amount. Most of his thugs joined to make extra money, but once you work for Eddie, there ain't no working for anyone else."
    "So if you get rid of Eddie, a good number of his men would probably just surrender or run?"
    "No, don't think like that. A splinter operation is too risky. One fuck up and the entire revolution is blown."
    "Unless you have someone capable of leading such a risky operation."
    "Who, you?"
    "Of course not, I couldn't lead a herd of sheep. What you need is someone fearless, someone who has a close knit relationship with a team of men."
    Seconds later the door burst open as a breathless Mitch came tumbling in. "Sir, Shao Ling has just arrived!"
    "The Shao Ling?!" asked Frank in astonishment.

9

    Huddled in a closet Joe and Mike were jammed uncomfortably close to each other.
    "How the hell does a cop live in this nice of an apartment?"
    Mike could feel his brothers breath wave over his ears. "Would you shut the fuck up for 2 minutes, he could walk in at any time."
    "It's been 30 minutes, he's not coming home any time soon. Eddie said he was fired at 9 this morning, he probably got some cash and went out drinking. They axed him 6 months before retirement, I know I'd go on a binge in that situation."
    "Ok fine, we'll look around see if he left anything we could use to find him behind."
    "Finally." Joe kicked open the closet door, breaking its hinges as it crashed down on a glass table.
    "Very nice, he'll have no idea anyone was here!"
    Clearly uninterested in what Mike had to say, Joe began snooping around.
    "Try not to break anything else."
    Both men circled the apartment finding nothing but dirty clothes and tons of books.
    "What a boring choche, just spends all night reading? I don't even know why Eddie cares about turning him".   
    "This guy obviously has some kind of past with Eddie. He's not even a cop any more but we're still supposed to get him thrown in jail. I don't know what is and it's not my place to ask, but this is not a guy to underestimate.
    "Oh please, a 52 year old cop who spends his time reading, he should be quite the challeng." Joe rolled his eyes and continued rummaging through drawers.
    "Just like grandpa back in the alley? Do we forget so easily? Don't underestimate any cop, even the crooked ones have pride, you mess with the pride and they fuck you up. Now keep your ego in check and finish searching."   
    Feeling completely owned by Mike, Joe found his way to the bathroom.
    "Holy shit!"   
    Mike ran into the bathroom "What is it"
    "Maybe this guy wasn't so boring after all." Joe wore a giant smile as he showed tons of B-Sod boxes to his brother. "This guy musta used every fucking week, and he's a cop! Damn did he have some balls, using one of these every morning after a use." Mike inspected the toothbrush after taking it from Joe.
    "Man this must have cost a fortune, look at the design, the durability. This is a users dream...Ok we've seen enough lets get out of here." As he motioned to leave Joe stopped him.
    "Nice toothbrush I see your taking with you. Put it back or we shoot for it."
    Now fully disgrunteled, Mike turned around. "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!" Staring at his puny scissors, Mikes heart shrunk at the sight of Joe's rock. "God dammit! Two out of three."
    "Hell no, I won it fair and square. Hand it over." Mike placed the toothbrush in Joe's hand, obviously saddened by the loss.
    "Ok, now we're leaving. And I'm using that on nights you aren't. You don't know how many times I've had to skip out a night of using because of those damn breathilyzers. Take the toothpaste too."
    "You can use it as long as you pay me." Joe skipped out of the apartment with Mike sulking behind.
   


   
   
   

   


11/15/05 03:59 pm - Awesome

Just put $75 in my account only to see my balance is $12 now :) That means some shit bounced, god I hate being poor. I had to give $150 to my parents of the paycheck just to pay for my stupid college payments. I don't get paid for another 2 weeks. With the $20 in my wallet that leaves me w/ $32 for two weeks. F'n awesome.

11/13/05 11:32 pm - hmmm

Methinks I'm gonna stop lurking and start posting. Expect grand things from here in the near future.
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